-I'm constantly falling in love with people on public transportation
-I like compliments that expect nothing
-The best of which was, you have a cute snore
-Sunburns are reminders
-In class, I leave paper cranes for the next person
-If it were only me and the ironing board, I'd lay myself out to dry
-When I was little, I was good at swearing
-Now I am only good at arcade tetris and taking shots
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