Thursday, February 3, 2011

Things I Did While I Was Drunk

Lost my socks
Took my temperature (and it was, indeed, lower)
Broke a video game controller
Read peoples' palms
Quoted Yeats
Quoted 50 Cent
Made a list of common synecdoches
Flipped a coin for a kiss
Lost
Got kissed anyway
Got neck-deep in snow
Missed someone I don't, by conventional terms, know
Didn't mind my empty pockets

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